he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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