Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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