Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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