my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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