Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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