Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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