No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
This is the high leading the old right now
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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