Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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