Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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