Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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