I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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