normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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