it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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