In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
That's when you crack a 10am beer
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We talked him into tasing himself.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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