i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
