Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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