i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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