Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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