I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Your dad touched me again.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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