Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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