Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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