spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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