so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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