she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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