im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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