He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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