Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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