Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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