Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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