tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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