You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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