he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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