Will you blow on my dice?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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