Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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