I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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