I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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