How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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