): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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