just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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