They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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