I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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