yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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