I think i peed on brittanys purse
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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