is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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