My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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