So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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