You really coming over, don't trick.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Randomize
