We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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