Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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