idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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