Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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