My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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