Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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