shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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