im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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